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08.06.18

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Does your mom know about tomorrow night? Bear with me, Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we'll proceed. Alright kid, you stick to your father like glue and make sure that he takes her to the dance. Who do you think, the Libyans. Safe now, everything's let lined. Don't you lose those tapes now, we'll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics.

C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to change that oil. I hope so. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea how important this was, do you have any clue? That's a Florence Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients. Go to it, kid. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning?

Doc. Huh? Wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What do we become assholes or something? That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series. No sir, I'm gonna make something out of myself, I'm going to night school and one day I'm gonna be somebody.

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